It's received an official imprimatur — basically a seal of approval — from a bishop. In the app's description, it notes that this "is the first known imprimatur to be given for an iPhone/iPad app."
Which, frankly, is shocking. Angry Catholic Birds didn't get the nod??
UPDATE: Mo Dowd beat me to this. DAMN YOU, YOU LUSTY EYED COMMENTOR OF THE NEWS!!!
I’ll tell you where the Beef is.Right here.On 2log.That’s right, we’re taking a page from the Road to Shambala, and starting a lil tiff.Why, you ask?
You all might have noticed the recent appearance of one “Reid Kerr”.Well, I for one, have my doubts.Here is why: there is overwhelming evidence that he and I are the same person.
Example 1: My middle name is Reid. As is his first name.
Example 2: JUST LOOK AT THIS SHOCKING PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!
Haircut and a goofy smile:
And, have any of you ever seen us in the same room together?? I thought not.I know I havn’t!
Good lord, my (our?) life (lives?) gets (get?) weirder every day.
Reid, until you can prove that you aren’t me, conclusively, we got Beef. Now, I am not threatening violence, but someone has some 'splainin to do. But, let me just say in the mean time, sir, that I find you to be a striking and well put together hunk of man-flesh.
What to get that man (or woman) in your life that has everything... except a sense of decency: the new limited edition AR-15 part engraved with "You lie!" as a shout out to Rep. Joe Wilson.
"Only 999 of these will be produced, get yours before they are gone!"
Pictured above: the AR-15 with one of the sweeter mods on the market -- a hello kitty themed killer!
When I was in high school, I took a few summer jobs as a house painter.Friends of the family, mostly – a child’s room here, an exterior of a barn there.It was one of those jobs with a very satisfying conclusion at the end of each day: you’re tired, dirty, and look! A whole side of a house is a different color from when you’d started!Most of the things I do on a day-to-day basis are pretty cerebral, so it’s with a certain fondness that I remember the paint-splattered shirts and oppressive Virginia heat.
A side perk of the process of painting houses, for me, was getting into (relative) strangers’ homes and getting a sense of their space and how they used it.There was one house, owned by our friend Jack (not his real name), that has stuck with me.It was a yogi house – focused around a large and well-lit meditation room and equipped with many a book shelf and many a eastern religious symbol.It fit Jack, a spaced out hippy with a fringe of gray-white wavy hair and a mole on his check that dominated my (and it appeared, his) attention.Jack, despite seeming a little removed from the hard and fast realities of the earth-bound, still was able to offer concrete and useful suggestions on my labor.
I was there, Jack told me, to paint a few things.A trellis and a wall outside, which took me one day, and then a bathroom off the master bedroom.
The bathroom was small, with lots of detail work.Really my favorite type of painting -- Taping and touching up, moving, taping, painting.Pulling off the tape to reveal crisp lines.Very satisfying and engrossing stuff.
Plus, Jack had hooked me up.I had a small tape recorder with an audio version of the Upanishads, read first in Hindi and then again in English, with the translator adding interpretation and explanation to each line.He had a deep, clear voice that managed to overcome the tinny little speakers of the tape player and bore deeper and deeper into my skull.
Tape.Paint.Truth.Repeat.I felt as though the basic facts of the universe were being unveiled piece by piece, stroke by stroke, as the bathroom turned from white to yellow and human existence and basic compassion revealed themselves in an equally piecemeal (put also equally complete) fashion.
Painting happily away, I realize later, I had forgotten to set up a good system of ventilation in the tiny little room.The proliferation of paint fumes was contributing to my soulful connection to the readers voice, as well as to the splitting headache that I would spend the rest of the day nursing once I emerged for lunch.
I do not, as of this moment, remember the name of the contemporary religious leader who’s new age interpretations of the classic Upanishads texts I found so compelling on that humid summer day.I’m not sure that I ever knew it, or if I did I’m sure I was tripped up by the many Indian syllables and simply stored it under his the first initial of each name.
This leader, who I am going to call Swami S.V., was telling me about the Upanishads, but also about their place in a larger tradition of religious thinking.At the end of one of the books, he expounded on his theory of One Idea.Essentially, as S.V. explained to me – every major religious tradition has been exemplifying the One Idea.Fairness.Brotherhood.Equality.Community.Each time the One Idea is rediscovered, the person who rediscovers it (be they Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, or any of those folks that never managed to get into the history books) has a good run of about 50 years when the truth of the One Idea shines forward and humanity advances.Unfortunately, the One Idea then seems to become wrapped in waves of myth, story and tradition.Other people interpolate the idea, silly rules are applied to it, and eventually people manage to use the idea for things that seem to have literally the opposite effect of the original language.
To digress for a moment: Take the story of the Iliad.I’m not an expert, and sure as shootin’ can’t read it in the original Greek, but people who CAN tell me that the basis of the war on Troy isn’t actually all around a jealous King.Instead of a face that launched a thousand ships, the war can instead be blamed on the idea of “guest friendship”.The word, in Greek, is Xenia, and the violation of the principle of hospitality (as I understand it) is what motivated the Greeks to pursue young Paris.The Iliad is filled with discussions among mortals about doing the will of the gods versus allowing the gods, as actors, to work their will on man.The violation of Xenia, the rules of hospitality and friendship, is a violation of a sacred will of the gods.The question then becomes: should man be doing the gods work, or should man stand back and allow the gods to do their own work.Anyway, think about that next time you read the Iliad.You know… next week.Poor Helen (or women in general?) got a real short stick in our western conceptions of that story.
Back to the initial story: Something about the paint fumes or the deep and compelling cadence with which swami S.V. read have crept into my mind as a fundamental truth about life.The sage old hippy Jack, with his mole and his Yogi meditations, felt as though he had somehow tapped a thing in the universe that just made sense. That doesn't happen much to me, a mostly non-religion type.
It’s reflecting on Jack, Paint Fumes and the Swami, then, that I consider the recent decision by the Republican party to read the entire constitution on the floor of the Senate.
The goal, I think, of the reading, is to try and shame legislators into only passing laws that grow directly out of the constitution, including a citation of the passage that give congress the right to make that law.The entire rabid focus on the constitution as the source of all legal authority for our government makes sense.It IS the basis of the legal authority for our government.But the problem seems to be a focus on (and a debate over) the words.
The words.The very specific words.They have taken on a dogmatic, potentially even religious significance.The are poured over, and parsed to death.The One Idea, that for a moment had surfaced around the founding of this country, has, two hundred and fifty years later, found it’s self again disappearing under a group of disciples, each of whom claims to have the true story of how our founding fathers dreamed up the idea and an inside track on interpreting the discussion into common lexicon.
Like the debate over the bible and what it allows, the discussion of the constitution seem to have moved so far past the conceptual meaning of the work as to be pointless.Clearly, like the bible, there are some things (mostly ignored in this recent stunt-reading) that aren’t still relevant.3/5ths of a person reads to me like Leviticus.Mistakes were made, and the realities of the time were placed over The Idea.But, for many of the more rational followers of the teachings of Jesus, I think it’s fair to say that the good ideas in the Good Book are pretty clear anyway.
So, why does this matter?Because the American experiment is reaching a dangerous point.We are closing in on 250 years in, the time period that the Swami S.V. says is the longest the One Idea ever lasts before someone really mucks it up.Is there a religious fervor around many peoples worship of the actual document of the constitution?I think that there is.Perhaps, if the One Idea can be the basis of a secular society, it can also be subsumed and destroyed by that same society.Perhaps, though, any society that starts editing Mark Twain, but worshipping the words of some totally fallible yet unquestionably brilliant dudes who lived 250 years ago, while ignoring the context and the situation in which those words were written gets what’s coming to them.Thanks Jack!
To celebrate the holiday season, each 2logger will be penning a post freely inspired by the classic song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' for the next 12 days. This will be either amazing or catastrophic. Happy New Year!
As the final day on our 12 days of Christmas count down, I feel as though the space for Lords-a-Leaping should be reserved for a last thought, benediction, closing lesson, or final thread that has run throughout our endeavors over the last 11 days. In short: to sum up.
When one reflects on the topic of the Lords themselves, apart from the ebb and flow of the holiday verse, one quickly discovers that there is not a clear moral, like the story of the Turtle Dove. There is not a current event, like the four foul minded birds, nor even a tragic story to be gleaned like the tale of the Maids a Milking. Instead, they appear as a post script to the song of 11 days of consumption, vice, and yule-tide “cheer”.
The story of the Lords-a-leaping is the story of our lives. A heartfelt reflection on the American moment that we live in now. Prescient, you could say about the song. Devious. You would be right, dear 2logger. For, as tempting as it is to hark-en these lords back to Wise Men in the times of Jesús or to look to the British house of lords for inspiration, these would both leave you high and dry.
The history books tell us that the Lords a Leaping are probably evolved from a professional caste, that they were, “Unlike the nine ladies dancing in the previous stanza where the dancers appear to have been guests dancing for enjoyment, these were professional dancers brought in to entertain the guests while they dined.”
The gifts are over. The childlike wonder has run its course. Now, in the final verse, we are purely obsessed with a listing of our spoils, topped by a meaningless show by hardened professionals. It is not Christmas anymore (if it ever was). It’s capitalism in it's purest form.
The lords, in this case, dear friends, are the lords of greed. They mark the end of a season dedicated to consumption and avarice, a gaping maw unstated by each years growing excesses. They are the IRS agents of the Christmas season, the professional grim-faced repo artists who, as they dance in, grasp the final tendrils of holiday spirit and, with a final grueling re-listing of gifts given, tie up the season in harsh acknowledgment of the gray winter stretching out before us all.
Or, they are this guy:
A Belfast City Council worker, dressed as a tomato, is injured by Jim Rodgers, the lord mayor of Belfast, as he attempts to leap over her for cameras.
Happy Holidays from all of us at 2log. Thanks for reading, and happy 2010!
700,000,000,000 = aprox cost of republican supported tax breaks on anyone making more then $250,000 a year.
Lets re write the equation thusly: 7,400,000 x (9/11) > 700,000,000 x (tax breaks for the rich)
Using the transitive property of republicanism (y = 1,000x where y are people in the top 1% of the earnings in this country) we can clearly see the inequality in voting for the 7.9 billion health bill: the paradox is, if the 9/11 responders already HAD money, they would be eligible this chunk of change!
Kevin Bacon was in an ad about Kevin Bacon movies in which he plays both Kevin Bacon and Kevin Bacon's #1 fan. How do you notate that in Six Degree formatting? I'd say: Kevin Bacon^4.
National Treasure alert! We've got a trio of nominations for you today, but – in the first ever audience participation National Treasure Award – we want you, our 2log-diance, to make the final decision for who takes home the prize.
And the Nominees ARE:
Bryan Fischer, the "Director of Issues Analysis" for the conservative Christian group the American Family Association, who appears to be a Muppet version of the classic right winger stereotype.After calling for Bears to be exterminated – years after Steven Colbert – he’s now calling the Medal of Honor a “feminized” award.
Nominated for being brave enough to point out that the highest honor that America can give to a member of the armed services has become all gay’n’shit because the winner did a better Saving Private Ryan then he did a Rambo.
:::applause:::
James O'Keefe, the Journalist extraordinaire whose expose pieces have brought down ACORN and exposed the vapidity of CNN’s hot news anchors, is at it again, this time taking on the liberal bear of the Teachers Union.
Nominated for his intrepid undercover… Oh God.I would tell the story again here, but frankly, O’Keefe’s work speaks for it’s self, and I am having a huge amount of trouble actually writing the words on this page.
:::applause:::
And finally, TIME’s Michael Scherer nails this nomination, so I will let him introduce it:
“This video just includes so much in such a short amount of time. Is there any cultural artifact from 2010 that more perfectly captures the state of our nation? Put this in the history books, play it on the exploratory satellites, carve it in our corn fields.”
So, to the acting duo of Bristol “Bristol Pete” Palin and Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino for the below entry into our cultural lexicon, our third Nomination for the 2log National Treasure award.
If you are still reading and haven't clawed out your own eyes... congratulations to all three nominees!
:::applause:::
We now turn to you, the American, 2loggian, Democratic and Deliberative citizens of this great website to cast the final vote.Who will be ensconced along side the likes of Helen Thomas, Jeff Van Gundy and Paul the Octopus?